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A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.

The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.

The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."

You're a thought. Do you think a thought is going to occupy 'no thought'.

The 'changeless' can be realized only when theΒ 
ever-changing thought-flow stops.

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A man goes to an ashram to study with a great master. One day, the master gives the group a chant upon which to sit and repeat to gain enlightenment.

This man finds a beautiful, small patch of island several yards off the main shore. As he sits peacefully chanting there, the master happens to walk along the shore and stops for a moment to listen to the chanting wafting off the little island.

Suddenly, the master calls out to the devotee, "You're saying it wrong!"

"What?" yelled the devotee.

"You're saying it wrong!"

"Wait! I can't hear you!" The devotee then proceeds to run across the water to where the master is standing on the shore.

"What did you say?", he humbly asked the master, to which the master replied,

"Never mind!"

You're a thought. Do you think a thought is going to occupy 'no thought'.

The 'changeless' can be realized only when theΒ 
ever-changing thought-flow stops.

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"God created man, then said wait I can do better"Β πŸ™‚

You're a thought. Do you think a thought is going to occupy 'no thought'.

The 'changeless' can be realized only when theΒ 
ever-changing thought-flow stops.

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