ivankiss Posted June 3 Author Share Posted June 3 I clearly rock at love - making too. Me and my girlfriend are just absolute rockstars in the bedroom. I rock at more or less everything actually, except money and wellbeing. I wonder if the two are related in any way. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 3 Author Share Posted June 3 I'm wearing undercover socks. You know... one of those tiny, cut out ballerina princess socks. My masculinity is being compromised, heavily. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 3 Author Share Posted June 3 Did I mention just how much I like pasta? I fucking love it. I love eating it, I love making it, I love dreaming about it. And I'm not even Italian. I think. Bolognese, Carbonara, Frutti di Mare, Boscaiola... You name it. I got it and no one does it better than me. I am the pasta mastah. Guess what's cooking now. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 3 Author Share Posted June 3 Lifting heavy weights is a must past enlightenment level 9000. Just throwing it out there. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 3 Author Share Posted June 3 Any kind of resistance exercise is a must. All kinds of exercises can work. Emotional and mental resistance and resilience included. One would think those are unnecessary. But oh just how necessary they are. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 3 Author Share Posted June 3 Here's another golden nugget if you can't find your way out of thought: Deep breath, as deep as you can. Hold the breath. Send the oxygen down into your lower belly. Hold. Nearly pass out in - between. Receive the "love shower". "DMT release", even. Release. Exhale. All the way. You are here now. Quite a bit more than before, it seems. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 3 Author Share Posted June 3 And pickles! Oh my God, how much I love them tiny little crunchy pickles. Buon Appetito ya'all! Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 3 Author Share Posted June 3 My girlfriend is bisexual. I am not. I've got no issues with anyone loving or boning anyone... But as soon as someone tries to make me question my own sexuality, or God forbid tries forcing me into something... Yeah, we're gonna have a problem. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 3 Author Share Posted June 3 If I soften my gaze, I see the sacred neon geometry. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 3 Author Share Posted June 3 Relax even more.... Relax even deeper... Peace is just around the corner. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 3 Author Share Posted June 3 Assume you are the only one here... you're gonna have a bad time. Assume no one else is there... you're gonna have a bad time. Assume nothing at all and you're set free. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 3 Author Share Posted June 3 Some quality evening outdoors time with my girlfriend. Gotta love the scenery around here. I should definitely run more frequently. The benefits are endless. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 3 Author Share Posted June 3 Incendiary god complex Such gift to flammable man This is what it made of him This is what remains Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 3 Author Share Posted June 3 A slow violence of words This injurious game you play Spiteful syllable strings Arranged and tied into weapons Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 3 Author Share Posted June 3 Omnipotent God he sees in mirrors Seraphic Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 3 Author Share Posted June 3 Incarceration of personality is the sad inception of self - denial If you renounce, deny and forget your own humanity... you've got a long way to go. Everything that you transcend or throw away at one point, becomes something you reclaim and reunite with at another. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 3 Author Share Posted June 3 Having the best meatballs and mashed potatoes in existence, right now. Made by master chef Olya, my lovely angel. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 3 Author Share Posted June 3 Fresh shave? check. Pancakes? check. Counter - strike? check. Epic movie? check. Sensual oily massage? check. Tomorrow is a new workday, after this little 3 day retreat of mine... Yes, I am reborn. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 3 Author Share Posted June 3 Thick thighs do indeed save lives. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 4 Author Share Posted June 4 If ego was only ever allowed to ask one question, it would be "what's next?!" Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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