ivankiss Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 Soon I will be so flexible from all this stretching, I will finally be able to blow myself off. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 It's funny to see just how much in common an enlightened master and A.I. have. What sets us apart, is that I don't run on ones and zeros, loser. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 Coldly calculated design Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 Post nut clarity is a thing. I see so much more clearly my own bullshit now. Sex was too good. I came like a true champion. In fact, we came together. Oh yes, true simultaneity. It was ridonculous. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 Just now, ivankiss said: I see so much more clearly my own bullshit now. Jk. Nothing changed. Just wanted to brag about having frequent amazing sex. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 I have infinite sexual capacity. And my penis is pretty big too. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 All enlightened masters have big penises, that's common knowledge. But what you might not know is, that they masturbate at least 3 times every day, to keep the semen from rushing up into their pre - frontal cortex, causing severe cognitive dissonance. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 I was made for lovin' you, baby You were made for lovin' me Do do do, do-do, do-do, do do Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 Nothing says nostalgia like some good old counter - strike 1.6 Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 Humiliation! Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 Of course I'm always on the top of the chart. If I'm not, I play until I am. Absolutely dominating the servers right now. My favorite map is fy_snow, btw. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 Synchronicity is not even worth mentioning anymore. It really is how everything is, and not even. For addition, I'm pretty sure I also caught a shooting star in peripherals, just earlier when I stepped outside. Don't worry, did not wish for anything. But if I could, it would definitely be money, coke and bitches. Too far? Hahah! Who's to say? Good night world. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 (I swear I'm gonna be so pissed if someone steals all or any of my brilliant jokes) Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 8 Author Share Posted June 8 I'm playin', I would love to see a joke going full circle. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 8 Author Share Posted June 8 Ok, I've decided. Today I'm going to be absolutely zen at work, for 10 hours straight. Just to prove to myself that I can. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 8 Author Share Posted June 8 I swear I'm not even pissed about my girlfriend hanging out on the beach, doing god knows what, while I'm working my ass off. I don't even care if she's wearing a bra or not anymore. Thank God trust is an illusion. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 8 Author Share Posted June 8 I gotta admit, some of my coworkers look far more enlightened than me sometimes. Another cool impossibility. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 8 Author Share Posted June 8 I choose you, Zen Razzard! You are my favourite pocket monster. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 8 Author Share Posted June 8 I totally did it. I was enlightened AF at work. Head up high, shoulders relaxed, breathing from the stomach and everything. In fact, I was so incredibly enlightened, they had no choice but to send me home early. Epic win. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivankiss Posted June 8 Author Share Posted June 8 Stopped drinking coffee a while ago, and now I just casually ordered in a cafe. Expecting to start tripping hard, any moment now. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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