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I got busted for weed when I was 16, and part of the court order was that I had to take random drug tests for a few months. Whenever I got called, I would have to go to this place where they made me pee in a cup while a fat ginger guy sat in the corner and watched. One day, I dyed my pubes the most obnoxious shade of pink I could find. When I got called, I stared intensely into fat gingers eyes as he watched me fill the cup.

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This made me laugh. What’s even funnier is that I looked it up and found out that Victoria’s Secret CEO Martin Waters really is an old man who lives in Ohio. Sometimes I think all the US really consists of are rich old men manipulating minds for profit. God bless America. Land of the free.

 

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