DMT Elf Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Anybody who believes there’s a self should be given a stern talking to, and possibly a spanking. 🙂 Quote Mention From the Ashes 🔥🔥🔥 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 How about believing their is a no self? Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Quote Mention Youtube Channel Website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 This is absurd! If there’s no self then who’s doing all this consciousness work!? Who attains & embodies enlightenment!! Quote Mention YouTube Website Sessions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Long Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 There's no Elf. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Maynor Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Just now, Jonas Long said: There's no Elf. What's the point of this? Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Long Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 2 minutes ago, Joseph Maynor said: What's the point of this? It's a joke. I KNEW you'd be back in no time lol Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Maynor Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Jonas Long said: It's a joke. I KNEW you'd be back in no time lol I'm not back but I'm perplexed about what you think you said there and why you think it's important. Joking ok. Edited April 7 by Joseph Maynor Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 (Totally just kidding, now go listen to some Louise Hay audiobooks.) Quote Mention Youtube Channel Website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Long Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Just now, Joseph Maynor said: I'm not back but I'm perplexed about what you think you said there and why you think it's important. You're not back? Ok... Elf= self without the "s" This thread was started by @DMT Elf So, it's a joke. Not important, but amusing. Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMT Elf Posted April 7 Author Share Posted April 7 9 hours ago, Eternal said: How about believing their is a no self? That would be the same as believing there is a self. Allow me to illustrate my point with a story. Once upon a time I was high as fuck. I was sitting on my couch contemplating the nature of enlightenment when seemingly out of nowhere, Leo Gura appeared in front of me. He started rattling off his typical spiel. And then he said “you don’t get it, I’m dead. The only way I’m able to be this authentic is because I’m fucking dead!” So I sincerely considered the possibility that Leo was dead. As I was considering this, he morphed into a ghostly figure. He looked exactly like what I would imagine somebody would look like if they returned from beyond the grave in an immaterial form. And the kicker here is that I genuinely completely and totally didn’t know the difference between this ghost version of Leo and the real Leo. At this point, the realization hit me like a ton of bricks that I had been wasting a whole shit load of time trying to uncover the secrets of the universe from the nonsense ramblings of a dead guy. What followed this realization was the most god-honest moment of clarity I’ve ever experienced in my life, and all I could think was “dear god, what the actual fuck have I been doing with my life?” The end 6 hours ago, Phil said: This is absurd! If there’s no self then who’s doing all this consciousness work!? Who attains & embodies enlightenment!! It would seem that somebody has forgotten his own talking points. Allow me to remind you. Selves don’t get enlightened. 2 hours ago, Jonas Long said: There's no Elf. I was just reflecting on how dumb my username is. Lol Quote Mention From the Ashes 🔥🔥🔥 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 @DMT Elf Humor just seems to happen. 🤍 Quote Mention YouTube Website Sessions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMT Elf Posted April 7 Author Share Posted April 7 12 minutes ago, Phil said: @DMT Elf Humor just seems to happen. 🤍 Are you telling me that I'm laughing at my own jokes and that I'm not even funny to anyone else?? If so, yikes! 😬 That's fucking embarrassing. Quote Mention From the Ashes 🔥🔥🔥 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 4 minutes ago, DMT Elf said: Are you telling me that I'm laughing at my own jokes and that I'm not even funny to anyone else?? If so, yikes! 😬 That's fucking embarrassing. Well that’s just more perversion. Quote Mention YouTube Website Sessions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMT Elf Posted April 7 Author Share Posted April 7 @Phil I can see why Mandy thought you were a woman. That's meant as a compliment. Quote Mention From the Ashes 🔥🔥🔥 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Long Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 13 hours ago, DMT Elf said: Anybody who believes there’s a self should be given a stern talking to, and possibly a spanking. 🙂 Oh hey, I totally believe there's a self! .... Ok ok, I admit I just wanted the spanking 😈 Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMT Elf Posted April 7 Author Share Posted April 7 1 minute ago, Jonas Long said: Oh hey, I totally believe there's a self! .... Ok ok, I admit I just wanted the spanking 😈 I'll give you one anyway you dirty boy. 😜 Quote Mention From the Ashes 🔥🔥🔥 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Long Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Just now, DMT Elf said: I'll give you one anyway you dirty boy. 😜 What is the sound of one hand spanking? ...(how many joke takes am I allowed to post on one thread premise?) Quote Mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blessed2 Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 17 minutes ago, Jonas Long said: What is the sound of one hand spanking? Quote Mention Everyone is waiting for eternity but the Shaman asks: "how about today?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James123 Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 14 hours ago, DMT Elf said: Anybody who believes there’s a self should be given a stern talking to, and possibly a spanking. 🙂 This is a belief on no self. Self=Knowledge, If you can understand these sentences=That's self. Quote Mention "It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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