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Jonas Long

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  1. What's the problem? Two 40 minute bike rides seems like very reasonable moderate excersize.
  2. The worst part about unveiling the Scooby-Doo ghost is finding yourself under the sheet.
  3. Oh fuck... someone just sold me a bridge in Baltimore...this is the worst thing that's happened to anyone ever... this thing that happened to me.
  4. So very worried about this fucking traffic ticket due in 2 months right before I step on something incredibly sharp forcing my foot to come down at a weird angle straining my gastronomic ligaments and simultaneously making a very embarrassing noise in front of people making every step I take for the next 3 or 4 days awkward at best or unbearably painful at worst, I don't know how it will shake out... oh to be back in the blissful state of worrying about a traffic ticket that's not even due for another 2 months...
  5. Each new moment is uncharted territory...I'm scared because there is no script, precedent, formula, gaurentee, standard, prescription, chemical equation, or special sauce....
  6. I can't think of anything good to think about.
  7. Stumble out of bed and I go into the bathroom...stayin in the bathroom never gone leave it... fuck you world I'm hiding in the bathroom.... la la la la la can't hear you...
  8. I've reached stage pumpkin spice.
  9. I'm going for a scientologist gal myself.
  10. I've reached stage fuzzy navel, it's even higher than technicolor sepia.
  11. I've reached stage technicolor sepia. It's almost definitely the highest stage there is.
  12. Don't need to lol, can't actually 🤣
  13. A distinct feeling of unease comes when seeing pictures of my high school friends kids on Instagram....i think it has more to do with so called mortality beginning to loom than the fact that their kids look creepy, but I'm not sure.
  14. Definitely thought about this one, I didn't write here because it's not really a Trojan horse in that it's explicitly about it, but yeah, I like that one.
  15. Oh, so you get to the point where you are able to compassionately tell comforting untruths to those who "can't handle the 'absolute' truth"? Like the government lying to its citizens so as "not to cause a panic"? Relative and absolute aren't separate things. The ends don't justify the means, the ends are the means, the medium is the message. You are not further along any path than anybody.
  16. Try reading my response before going back to edit. I'm answering these very questions for you.
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